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lil dude just hugged a chicken

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aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

What about don’t only be polite because someone could become a mainstream sex idol but because THAT IS A FUCKING HUMAN BEING WITH HEART AND SOUL WANTING TO MAKE YOU SMILE
You better fucking not break their will to do good okay

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katzmatt:

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samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

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get to know me meme: [2/5] favourite movies - 12 Years A Slave

“I don’t want to survive. I want to live. ”

becausefilm:

Troy (2004)

radjocephus:

I don’t know what’s sexier, Brad Pitt or his bank account?

bradpittonline:

Dax Shepard on Brad.  LOL

"I think all actors actors are very, how do you say it, “narciss-sistic”, and all want recognition. We all want that, of course, but, at the same time I want to disappear, you know. To hide…"

- Eva Green (via itscached)

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
dennys:

It wouldn’t hurt drafting up your plans for Build Your Own French Toast before you get to the restaurant. Once inside, the absurd amount of choices can be a bit daunting.

I’ve eaten the best French toast of my life in Brighton , England

itscached:

“We have a lot of chemistry on screen but it is very dangerous to mix the two.

“A lot of actors do, they want to be as good as possible and start really having sex with their co-star.

“They get confused and it leads to a lot of problems.

“I was not close to falling for Orlando. He is a wonderful person, but I cannot imagine him as a boyfriend.”

“He’s true to himself and funny. He’s also scared. He’s not like the perfect man. He has some doubts, of course, and he will say it.”

“Working with him was a great experience. He was very sweet and down to earth.”

“We had one day of rehearsing together and he immediately put me at ease. I think he’s just a normal guy who can’t quite cope with being a big star with this huge female fan base. But I think this role is good for him. As Balian, he’s turning from a young romantic lead into a rugged hero. From boy to man.”

-Eva on Orlando Bloom

Could I even work with such people? I mean, gorgeous people?
I think yes, I could.

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